Random Quote

“It\'s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. A recent survey stated that the average person\'s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you\'re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.”
by Jerry Seinfeld